So I’m up for Mardi Gras King. Exciting I know. Here is a link to vote and I’ll include my answers on here.
Whiskey or Rum?
Unless I’m dressed up like a pirate (or for some unknown reason I end up being a pirate) I have to choose Whiskey.
How many RedBulls can you chug in one minute?
I’ve never attempted to chug a Red Bull but I have shot gunned one right before a test and it took me 6 seconds so by my calculations I could chug like 200 in a minute
Most embarrassing moment?
Freshman year on Halloween, I was at a Sonic Drive-Thru for a late night Ocean Water with Strawberries and I decided to give an impromptu performance of the Disney classic “When You Wish Upon a Star”. Let’s just say that I didn’t hit any of the right notes with that one.
What’s your go to Karaoke Song?
I love practicing the ancient Japanese art of karaoke, I go with any nineties throwback song. Usually Smash Mouth or an NSYNCsong. A good performance of “Bye Bye Bye” can really take any karaoke night to the next level.
Finish this sentence: One time I saw Chuck Norris ____……
One time I saw Chuck Norris and he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Would you rather be a great white shark or grizzly bear?
Grizzly Bear. Baby grizzly bears (or Grizzies as they are referred to in science terms) have the most fun out of any animal out there and no one even knows what a baby great white shark looks like but it probably looks like it wants to kill you and everyone you love because unlike lovable baby grizzly bears who like to prance around, baby great white sharks kill for fun.
The last place on earth you would want to be?
I’d rather be dead in Norman than alive in Stillwater.
If you had to eat one food for the rest of life what would it be?
A Ranchhand, a North Shore, a Queso Burger, an O’Guac, Cheddar Fries… I don’t know, what kind of question is this?
What is your secret talent?
If I have 8 drinks, I can fluently speak Spanish
If you could get drunk with one celebrity who would it be?
Tina Fey. I have really high expectations of drunk Tina Fey, most of them involve prank calling Amy Poehler.